putting the j in jjosh

small article in the NYT about a bike thief in Toronto (apparently the city known as the most bike friendly) who stole over 2300 bikes!…that’s a lot, but then this paragraph also caught my eye:

That was just the beginning. An additional 200 bikes were seized in Mr. Kenk’s home. Ten landlords around the city reported that their garages had been rented by Mr. Kenk and were bulging with bicycles. As the police gathered the mounds of bikes, they also found cocaine, crack cocaine, about 15 pounds of marijuana and a stolen bronze sculpture of a centaur and a snake in battle.

15 POUNDS of mj! And how about that sculpture! It sounds so great. Obviously, when he saw it he just had to have it. If only it had been a centaur with a crossbow fighting a minotaur with a trident. Amazingly when you type "centaur and snake in battle", you get this, which is really creepy and probably not what the statue was like at all: