que es mas macho?
March 21st, 2008
Somehow, website UGO.com, which describes itself as "the ultimate online entertainment playground for people with “Gamer DNA,” has lined up a huge roster of celebrities to answer this question: who would win in a fight between a minotaur with a trident and a centaur with a crossbow?
The Onion does this one well with "Who Could You Take In A Fight?", but there’s something great about how UGO makes it so specific to the Minotaur and Centaur.
Also I am stunned at how many people they have in their list…Helen Mirren, Jack Black, the cast of The Wire, Nicholas Cage, GWAR…unbelievable! Here is one from Tom Hanks and one from Will Ferrell to whet your appetite…
Not to mention the comments section from the metafilter post that I got this from has a good ongoing debate about the question…people quoting D&D rules, methods of re-loading crossbows, etc.
I think the centaur has one chance to get a good shot in with the crossbow. Otherwise the minatour has it hands down.
I was totally with you until I was reminded (via Will Ferrell) that the minotaur is “a very stubborn creature”. I just don’t think he would rest until he took that centaur down! Have you checked out any others? The Helen Mirren one is amazing, she plays it so straight…
But that’s what I mean! If the centaur doesn’t get the minatour right off the bat, then the centaur has absolutely no chance. And I get internet tomorrow, so I plan on going through your entire blog and seeing everything with sound for the first time!
having sound should make quite a difference.
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