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we r doomed

October 29th, 2008
<<Friday, Oct. 24, 1:44pm>>
jjosh:              can’t believe it’s only 1.5 weeks til vote
Ethan:            I’m really worried
jjosh:              everything’ll be cool, OB’s got it
Ethan:            I want to believe Kenobi’s got it
Ethan:            but Palin et al really scare me
Ethan:            I don’t trust the American people
Ethan:            I think this vote is going to come down
Ethan:            to populist vs intellectualist
Ethan:            and that populist “base” is
Ethan:            huge and scary
Ethan:            we got New York but they got Kansas, you know?
jjosh:              have some faith
jjosh:              + Kansas is cool
Ethan:             only thing I have faith in
Ethan:            is the stupidity of the American people
jjosh:              yr kind of a “glass half empty” kind of guy, aren’t you?
Ethan:            we’re all doomed
 
<<Friday, Oct. 24, 4:17pm>>
jjosh:            people are sick of that populist crap
jjosh:            they know that’s what got us in the mess we’re in
jjosh:            you gotta stay positive yo
jjosh:            believe that people can change
jjosh:            put positive vibes out there
jjosh:            only good can come of it
Ethan:          doomed
jjosh:            no way, it’s like a pendulum swiminging
jjosh:            it’ll go our way this time
jjosh:            humanity is getting better through time
Ethan:          name me one way things are getting better
jjosh:            eg in the 1600s
jjosh:            torture was sponsored by the state
jjosh:            actually sanctioned!
jjosh:            people used to go to executions for fun!
Ethan:          rly? you choose torture as an eg?
jjosh:            bad example
Ethan:          we are doomed
 
<<Friday, Oct. 24, 5:53pm>>
Ethan:            hey, I just txtd you “we are doomed! have a great weekend”
Ethan:            except I sent it to the wrong person
Ethan:            in my contact list! to this girl
Ethan:            I had this big falling out with her 2 years ago
Ethan:            haven’t spoken to her since!
Ethan:            wouldn’t that be a great txt to get out of the blue? like
Ethan:            “hey, haven’t spoken to you in 2 years
Ethan:            you prob hate me
Ethan:            just wanted you to know that we’re doomed!
Ethan:            have a great weekend!”
<<Friday, Oct. 24, 6:02pm>>
Ethan:            you there?
 
<<Monday, Oct. 27, 10:57am>>
jjosh:            so wha happened re that girl?
Ethan:          we ended up hooking up
jjosh:            meeting up?
Ethan:          hooking up! totally weird
Ethan:          I’ll tell you later
Ethan:          sex was the best ever
jjosh:            this makes me think we are all doomed
Ethan:          yr a glass half empty kind of guy
jjosh:            DOOOOOOMED!
Ethan:          big time

4 Responses to “we r doomed”

  1. comment number 1 by: oointgroov

    So can we take this that the editorial board of http://www.joshgranger.com has finally made an official endorsement? Some sort of official statement would be awesome, and might go a long way to finally persuading that .02% of undecideds still out there.

    Interesting thing heard the other day….how can you tell which party you really belong to? If you think that Obama still might lose this thing you’re a Democrat.

  2. comment number 2 by: dana

    Maybe “the sky is falling” technique works best with the ladies. Awesome!

  3. comment number 3 by: jjosh

    always a good pickup line to tell ladies that the end is nigh…”we’re all doomed anyway, why not”…”the one thing I want before I die…” also @oointgroov I love that dem comment, it seems so true…

  4. comment number 4 by: MaxT

    He actually had sex with her – wow, proves the belief that ladies love the troubled ones.

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