putting the j in jjosh

some psychologists argue that the eerie experience of déjà vu is simply when we’re fooled by the unexpected ease of taking in a piece of sensory information, and interpret that as a memory of having been there or seen it before.

1. GIRLS WITH ANNOYING GUYS ON SUBWAY

GIRLS: just because you’re drunk during the day doesn’t mean you get to be extra annoying.

GUYS: yes it does!!!

GIRL: where are we going anyway?

GIRL 2: we’re going to get my cake.

GUY: yeah, let’s go get Whitney’s cake!

GUY 2 (leering): let’s all eat Whitney’s cake tonight!!!

other guy hi fives him.

2. quote from article about Vermont:

America, ignoring the advice of its own horror movies, is entirely built upon the site of an old Indian graveyard and must take its ghosts and hauntings as they come.

I remember in physics class when we learned about how Voltage was discovered by a guy with the last name Volt, and that force can be measured in Newtons, and so on, we used to think about how weird it would be to have some unit of something named after you. Like there could be a Granger of something you know?

“It would probably take about 22 Grangers worth to make that work.”
“Don’t forget you always have to multiply the Grangers by 7.”
“But how could you make a system that would produce over 500 Grangers of it?!”

@ sweetwater in wburg, just sat down at the bar next to Zack galafanakis…seemed cool, headphones on, drinking wine, scribbling writing on envelopes…cool…

same artist, diff block

Lynch possesses an almost agoraphobic relationship with inanimate objects, capable of finding malice in everything. Indeed, Lynch once said that coffee went cold simply because you’ve ignored it, not for any scientific reason.