2 obnoxious girls in their 20’s buying salads.
GIRL A: Can I get just like a side of chickpeas?
GIRL B: She brought her lunch but she just wants some chickpeas. That’s so weird!
GIRL A: I know, I’m weird!
(they are laughing really loudly)
GIRL A: We are so annoying right now, I love it!
GIRL B: I know, if I was sitting next to myself on the subway, I’d totally put a gun to my head.
interesting, I wonder why this was happening?
Great quote from a 1966 issue of New Yorker, hooked up by SFJ about information:
“If you ask me, the question is not whether the Beatles are more popular than Jesus but whether information is more popular than knowledge, which it is. That is one of the curses of modern man. We are all Infomaniacs, and our only god is Info. Actually, I see Info as the Goddess of Thin Milk; she feeds us only what can never nourish our souls or bring our thoughts to maturation.”
Why do we blog?
newspaper headline seen this morning: beauty tools for ugly ambitious.
grammar alert – dangling modifier. I love this…is it that the beauty tools are ambitious? like actually it’s gonna be kind of tough to beautify the ugly? or is it that these tools are for people who are both ugly and ambitious? that one’s better.
something about a company devloping tools for this select demo is great…
god bless you, ugly ambitious people!
I bet whenever someone asks Lou Reed why he’s doing something, he answers "because I’m Lou Reed, that’s fucking why."
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