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omg so awesome I swear

July 30, 2009 by jjosh

I think this is how short stories will read in the future…the characters are so strong, the dialogue so real, the conflict moves forward so dramatically…is this for real omg? it just gets better and better…

reblogged from kfan who got it from the source, new perspective on shit

April:: yo, i’m kinda into this busta rhymes “respect my conglomerate” joint.
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: hahahaha
Millie:: i haven’t heard it but that is seriously the BEST NAME FOR A SONG EVER
April:: IT IS!!
April:: and it has a BRITISH LADY SAYING THAT FOR THE CHORUS
April:: SO OFFICIAL!
April:: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q__J-CAWFoM
April:: i don’t know who invited TYRESE, though
April:: i’m seriously into this
April:: busta rhymes rarely gets it wrong
Millie:: his sick ass beats are surely consistent FOR REAL
Millie:: best beats ever
April:: seriously
Millie:: by the way, i’m serious when i say i FEEL lil’ wayne
Millie:: don’t ask me to explain
Millie:: but i totally love him
April:: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: “you can’t handle the truth.”
Millie:: like i have this weird feeling we’d be BEST FRIENDS if i knew him in real life
Millie:: i have NO idea why i feel that
April:: HAHAHHAHA
April:: I HOPE YOU LIKE WEED
April:: that dude is FOREVER STONED
Millie:: I HOPE YOU LIKE GETTING YOUR FACE TATTOOED
April:: EVERY SINGLE video interview i write text for, dude is UP IN SMOKE
April:: like STRAIGHT CLOUDS OF IT SURROUND HIM
April:: he’s like pigpen, but with weed smoke instead of dirt line
Millie:: hahahah a rapper into weed? THAT’S WEIRD
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: i’m just saying, he’s ABOVE AND BEYOND
April:: like SNOOP is like, “dude, chill”
Millie:: when they konk his head cartoon style, instead of stars it’s pot leaves
April:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOTALLY
Millie:: i have no idea why i think we’d be best friends
April:: he seems nice enough
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHA “he seems nice enough”
Millie:: “he seems nice”
April:: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: “he seems like a decent fellow”
April:: he EXCELS at loving weed though

April:: seriously, more than any other rapper
Millie:: but the thing is, he doesn’t look it AT ALL
Millie:: like snoop totally has the robert mitchum sleepy weed eyes all the time
April:: hahahaha
Millie:: lil wayne is a bright eyed, bushy tailed stoner
April:: HAHAHAHAHA
April:: because he’s a PRO
April:: www.flickr.com/photos/7736457@N04/3558301316/
April:: hope you enjoy MIDGETS
April:: haha
April:: www.flickr.com/photos/7736457@N04/3557490043/in/photostream/
April:: i think that is TO SCALE
Millie:: NO WAY his legs are that little
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO SCALE!
April:: hahahahaha i think it is!
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: those are in the new york MTV offices and this guy jim was like, “i’m pretty sure these are accurate”
Millie:: “are you sure that’s not bushwick bill?”
April:: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April:: YOU HAVE A TYPE
April:: hahahahahaha
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY TYPE
April:: “my type? i like guys like lil wayne, bushwick bill… you know”
Millie:: “the shorter the dude, the harder the raps”
Millie:: LISTEN
April:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie:: i’m not saying i’d DO HIM
April:: oh yeah, i know
Millie:: i’m just saying i think we’d totally be BFFs
April:: you just wanna HANG
April:: i feel that way about tom hanks
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the same way you feel about tom hanks is what i feel for LIL’ WAYNE.
April:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: TO EACH HIS OWN
April:: i feel like a racist now
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: hahaha
Millie:: way to go, picking a WHITEY to be best friends with!
April:: I KNOW!
April:: UNCLE TOM hanks!
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Millie:: but you know tom hanks and lil’ wayne would get along
April:: they totally would!
Millie:: it’s important for our friends to be friends.
April:: it really is.
Millie:: i totally want to build forts with lil’ wayne!!
April:: my friends must accept my other friends. April:: HAHAHAHA
April:: WE COULD ALL EAT AT IN-N-OUT!
April:: you know lil wayne ALWAYS HAS THE MUNCHIES
Millie:: dude, we need to pass around a SLAM BOOK between me, you, tom hanks, and lil’ wayne
April:: um, yes
April:: REPECT OUR CONGLOMERATE
Millie:: WILL THE CIRCLE BE UNBROKEN?
April:: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
April:: thing is, you KNOW t. hanks would TOTALLY ROLL with lil wayne
April:: he seems like Mr. Get Along With Everybody Guy
Millie:: yeah! plus, i know that lil’ wayne would totally kick it with hanks
Millie:: i FEEL it
Millie:: it’s a feeling i get
April:: he would!
April:: WHO THE FUCK says no to HANKS? no one. not even the hardest thug.
April:: SUGE KNIGHT would bring tom hanks flowers
Millie:: listen to how UNSTOPPABLE of a crew that is.
Millie:: me, you, tom hanks, and lil’ wayne?
April:: please believe it
Millie:: TIME TO REDO MOUNT RUSHMORE
April:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*(R&Y*&T$&RG^W$%SRE%$DRTD%$SE%CD%D$
April:: HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
April:: MS PAINT DON’T FAIL ME NOW
Millie:: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
April:: HOLY FUCK that crew! GOD, could you IMAGINE, like, ROLLING UP INTO A RESTAURANT with hanks and weezy?!
April:: WE WOULD ALL GET ALONG.
April:: I FEEL IT TOO
April:: THEY WOULD LOVE US
Millie:: i would forgo talking to anyone else in my life
April:: uh, NO SHIT
April:: NICE KNOWING YOU, MOM
Millie:: “uh, see ya. hanging out with THE GREATEST CREW EVER.”
April:: we could kind of make this happen
April:: tom hanks is in hollywood with me
April:: i bet wayne is in atlanta a lot
Millie:: yeah, apparently he’s got a condo here!
April:: okay. dude.
April:: you can do this.
Millie:: MISSION: BECOME LIL’ WAYNE’S BEST FRIEND
April:: YES
Millie:: okay, we need to do this IN STEREO
April:: and i’ll get hanks in the mix
April:: and we can be like, “there’s someone i want you to meet”
Millie:: okay, i’m a little nervous because i don’t want him to think i’m a groupie
April:: well, yeah
April:: same
Millie:: like i said, I DO NOT WANT TO DO HIM.
April:: i’m not trying to get on his nuts
April:: ME NEITHER!
April:: hanks is BFF ONLY
Millie:: i mean, if somewhere down the line years from now i realize i’m in love with my best friend lil’ wayne, that’s one thing.
April:: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
April:: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
April:: i’m sure you will FALL IN LOVE WITH CONSTANTLY STONED LIL WAYNE
April:: he seems REAL ROMANTIC
Millie:: that’s what i’m saying though! i swear to god if i meet him and he’s like “do some pole work for me or else i’m kicking you out of my condo” i’m going to be CRUSHED
April:: hahahaha POLE WORK
April:: hmmm
April:: well, i’d say step to him with some good weed first
Millie:: how do i get him to see ME for ME?!
April:: win his respect
April:: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
April:: “i need lil wayne to see the REAL ME”
Millie:: are you joking?! how can i give LIL WAYNE BETTER WEED?
April:: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
April:: whoops. good point.
Millie:: i need to have a wild night with him somehow, like “before sunrise” style
Millie:: except again, NO SEX
April:: HAHAHAHAHA
April:: yeah, you guys have to be trapped in a sitch where you just TALK ALL NIGHT
Millie:: like i need to BLOW HIS MIND in that way
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHA “you guys have to be trapped in a sitch where you just TALK ALL NIGHT”
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millie:: HAHAHAHAHAHA
April:: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
April:: like seated next to each other on a train or something
Millie:: YES!!!! then i take him to an OPERA or all this other shit he’s “never done before”
April:: HAHAHAHAHHA
April:: A WHOLE NEW WORLD, aladdin style
Millie:: EVERY TURN A SURPRISE.
Millie:: oh my god, how is this going to happen
Millie:: you know he’s probably got like 47 bodyguards and various other PROFESSIONAL HANGER OUTERS
April:: HAHAHHAHAHA true
April:: but you gotta CUT THROUGH THE BULLSHIT
Millie:: i’ve got to be like “hey, we’re going to listen to nirvana and get chipwiches, it’s going to be awesome!”
Millie:: I’M DIFFERENT
April:: CHIPWICHES.
April:: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA


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